SPIRITUALLY DISAPPOINTED

eavesdropping in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
  1. "I was super zealous, but never saw a healing…"
  2. "Wait... you weren't blessed by that?"
  3. "That was a bit intense for me...and I'm into all that charismatic teaching and speaking in tongues stuff."
  4. "I wish the new John Mark McMillan song wasn't full of Dmins."
  5. "So we can't name the ice cream shop 'The Frozen Chosen'?"
  6. "...and we can't name the bookstore 'Turn and Burn'?"
  7. "...and we're certain about vetoing 'The Daily Bread' as the name for the official newsletter?"