STUFF PEOPLE HAVE LEFT IN MY UBER/LYFT CAR

  1. Cell phone
    The undisputed #1
  2. My car door not fully closed
    4/10 people need to give it a second try
  3. Dignity
    Somebody asked if the Lyft Glowstache was a dildo
  4. Dog shit smears on the floorboard
    Unintentional, I'm sure, albeit incredibly negligent
  5. A relationship
    Checked off my fly-on-a-wall bucket list item ✅
  6. Feeling enthused
    I'm the Mario of drivers, collection' stars left and right 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
  7. Memories