WHAT I IMAGINE HEAVEN IS LIKE

  1. Luscious green grass
  2. Warm beaches without scary creatures
  3. Pastel sunsets
  4. Eating lasagna and cheesecake without worrying about gaining weight
  5. Hanging out with Joseph Smith
  6. Every time you turn on the tv it's already on something you actually want to watch and there are no commercials
  7. Never feeling cold
  8. WiFi always works perfectly
  9. Teleportation is a thing
  10. You can play with lions and stuff
  11. Everything smells pleasant