PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT MY DOG WINSTON IS COOLER THAN I WILL EVER BE

  1. When he joined a bike gang without my permission (tfti)
  2. When he dressed up for nye and slayed the bow tie game
  3. When he smoked his first joint
  4. When he smoked a second joint that same day
  5. When he heavily judged me for eating the last brownie
  6. When all the secrets of the universe could be seen in his eyes
  7. When he was a natural at modeling on the beach and I thought he was finally going to be the breadwinner of the family
  8. When it got "cold" at the beach and he was passive aggressively trying to get us to leave
  9. When he modeled the j crew winter collection
  10. When he went to Starbucks and they didn't spell his name wrong
  11. When he took my place as little spoon but I didn't even care because would you look at those faces