HOW TO MAKE A TINDER PROFILE IF YOU'RE A GUY

Bro, do you even lift?
  1. Go to the bathroom. Or the gym. Anywhere with a mirror, really. Now take a mirror selfie. Perfect, you now have your profile picture!
  2. Fill in the blank. "_______ is life!" If it's EDM, you're on the right track. The girls won't be able to resist.
  3. Wait! Stop everything you're doing. Go find a baby! Or a puppy! A puppy is even better. Take a picture HOLDING the baby puppy. Good. Make that another picture on your profile.
  4. Quote Anchorman
  5. Make sure you put how much you love adventure and seeing the world. Whatever you do just put the word "Adventures" somewhere in there.
  6. Almost done! Don't forget your height.
  7. Congratulations! You're a douche! Swipe away!