HOW TO MAKE A TINDER PROFILE IF YOU'RE A GUY
Bro, do you even lift?
- •Go to the bathroom. Or the gym. Anywhere with a mirror, really. Now take a mirror selfie. Perfect, you now have your profile picture!
- •Fill in the blank. "_______ is life!" If it's EDM, you're on the right track. The girls won't be able to resist.
- •Wait! Stop everything you're doing. Go find a baby! Or a puppy! A puppy is even better. Take a picture HOLDING the baby puppy. Good. Make that another picture on your profile.
- •Quote Anchorman
- •Make sure you put how much you love adventure and seeing the world. Whatever you do just put the word "Adventures" somewhere in there.
- •Almost done! Don't forget your height.
- •Congratulations! You're a douche! Swipe away!