SPIRITUAL ADVICE FROM KENNETH PARCELL
Kenneth Parcell died on Jack's balcony. He came back with a message from God that he has forgotten.
- •There's a reason God gave us two ears and only one mouth. Listening is twice as important as talking. But he gave us ten fingers...He must really want us to poke things!
- •I don't vote republican or democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name!
- •Deer God, thank you for this venison. Onion God, thank you for these onions. Carrot God, thank you for these carrots.
- •I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature.
- •I've already sent about a hundred of these, even though licking an envelope is a sin. Unless you're married to it.
- •So kiss.my.face!