WHY ANNIE JAMES IS BETTER THAN HALLIE PARKER
- •The secret handshakeWe have all tried to learn it. Don't lie to me.
- •She's from LondonYeah yeah Napa Valley is cool but London is an epic, international, jolly good metropolis. That's why she has class. And you don't.
- •She can send a faxIn 1998 this would be an impressive skill for a kid. Also, she can draw! (Remember the 911 fax with Sammy on it?)
- •She's braveRaise your hand if you have ever had your 11-year-old twin sister that you JUSTMET cut your hair AND pierce your ears. *no ones raises hands except Annie James because she is superior*
- •Her mom is Natasha RichardsonI guess Hallie's mom is technically Natasha Richardson, too, but who cares Annie had her first!
- •She can rock an all plaid lady suitAnd a matching headband.
- •She says things like "you gave me a fright!"If that's not the most polite way to tell someone they scared the crap out of you idk what is