THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz. Cleaning out my drafts > studying for my finals
  1. What is your favourite word?
    Excellence
  2. What is your least favourite word?
    Skank
  3. What turns you on?
    Real talk; genuine laughter
  4. What turns you off?
    Misanthropy
  5. What is your favourite curse word?
    Motherfucker
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    High heels tapping on a tile floor; the puttering of an auto-drip coffee maker in the mornings
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Coughing
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Pilot; journalist
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Nanny; live-in caregiver
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    You fucking killed it down there, kid