FANCY DRINK NAMES FOR TAP WATER WHEN SOMEONE ASKS "WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?" DURING A PARTY

Stay healthy AND class up your h2o drink selection by giving it one of these fancy names.
  1. Tears of an Angel
  2. pH7
  3. Stuck In the Rain
    Tiny umbrella required.
  4. Tap Dance
  5. Healthy Fountain
  6. Melted Rocks
  7. Happy Morning
    No hangover.
  8. Tap No Chaser
  9. Introversion
    Stirring stick required to keep hands busy and relieve stress.
  10. Warm Snow
  11. Designated Driver
  12. Lemon Cool
    Slice of lemon required. Alternative Lime Cool or Berry Cool also accepted.
  13. River on the Rocks
    Water with ice cubes.
  14. Changing Seasons
    Water with crushed ice.
  15. Ocean, No Salt
    When drinking water from a margarita glass
  16. Erie Cooler
    A Great Lakes reference. Superior Shot, Huron Special, Great Lakes Ontario Blend, and Great Lake Michigan Seasonal, also acceptable. Suggested by Rhonda.