YOUR ROLLER DERBY NAME

Real or hypothetical. I think about this a lot.
  1. Hermione Danger
  2. Zooey Deschanhell On Wheels
  3. Amber Alert
  4. Sally Ride or Die
  5. Daisy BuCannon
  6. Stevie Dropkicks
  7. Laura Open-Palm-Her
  8. Alfred Bitchknock
  9. Kourtney Carcrashian
  10. Jane Beer King
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  11. Abbey Roadrage
    😈😈
    Suggested by   @soph
  12. The Arabian Rifle
    My grandpa used to call me this. I'm not Arabian, but my childhood home was on Arabian Road
    Suggested by   @hannahbee
  13. Pinkie Lovelace
    Suggested by   @nikkilounoel
  14. Little Dead Riding Hood
    💀💀💀💀💀
    Suggested by   @drugs
  15. Bitchsquiat
    Suggested by   @olive
  16. Hammer
    Bc I brought a hammer in my backpack to school for a week in 8th grade. Idk why
    Suggested by   @olive
  17. Ruth Slaughter Ginsburg
    Or Slay-ter. Like The band Slater.
    Suggested by   @olive
  18. Brick James
    Suggested by   @olive
  19. Cherry poppins
    Works for both roller derby and porn
    Suggested by   @olive
  20. Fleetwood Crack
    Suggested by   @olive
  21. Joni Bitchell
    Suggested by   @olive
  22. Drillary Clinton
    Suggested by   @olive
  23. Chester Copperpot
    Suggested by   @dev
  24. Cyndi Pops Her (instead of Lauper)
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  25. Ellen Damnation
    Suggested by   @meganriordan
  26. Crybaby
    TBH it's a tough name
    Suggested by   @olive
  27. Greasa Simpson
    Suggested by   @olive
  28. Españroll
    Would have been more appropriate when I was speaking Spanish more often but still, it's a pretty solid name
    Suggested by   @shash
  29. Pam Slamwich
    Suggested by   @jphever
  30. Scare 'N' Fight 451
    Incredibly hypothetical.
    Suggested by   @faithyfizer
  31. Amelia Bearheart
    Suggested by   @lindseyryanb
  32. Wikibleedia
    Suggested by   @bdot
  33. Erykah Badoom
    Suggested by   @gagneet
  34. Hate Middleton
    Suggested by   @gagneet
  35. Mary-Hate & Smashley 👯
    hypothetically these would be roller derby twin sisters
    Suggested by   @danika
  36. Braxton Kicks
    Suggested by   @TT
  37. Hate Winslet
    Suggested by   @the_boom
  38. Rita Slayworth
    Retro-chic but mean as hell
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  39. Barrel Streep
    Suggested by   @brewer
  40. Nothin' Bundt Trouble
    💪🏻
    Suggested by   @kcupcaker
  41. Bertha Control
    Suggested by   @feedmedarling
  42. Baroness von Punchausen
    She's the best-named player in the California WFTA league.
    Suggested by   @NicWester
  43. moaknado
    Suggested by   @moaknado
  44. Yoko Oh No!
    Suggested by   @thisisgreg
  45. Holl-on-Wheels (accompanied by The Red Menace- my ginger husband).
    Suggested by   @hollyween
  46. Sudden Beth
    Suggested by   @heyyoukid415
  47. Sushi Splatter
    This was my latest real derby name, with a reference to sushi platter and my nickname, Sushi, that I got through a misunderstanding. I still have friends who call me Sushi though I haven't played in 4 years. 😀
    Suggested by   @petralbertina
  48. Jo-Ann Stabrics
    Suggested by   @joannfabrics
  49. Sass-quatch
    Suggested by   @chrissydot
  50. Tina Slay
    Suggested by   @jesssmith
  51. Fran Shredder
    A play on Fran Drescher if that isn't clear
    Suggested by   @puku
  52. Two-Bitch Matthews
    I grew up reading the Outsiders
    Suggested by   @puku
  53. Sally Monella
    Suggested by   @drmom
  54. Ann Thrax
    Suggested by   @drmom
  55. Kelly Ka-POW!-ski
    Suggested by   @millercourt
  56. Holly Go-Bite-Me
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  57. The Last PAINbender
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  58. Gory KILLmore
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  59. AphroDIEte
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  60. Audrey HepBurn 'Em All to Hell
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  61. Chanel No. DEATH
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  62. Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
    (For the junior league)
    Suggested by   @xtineengels
  63. Grain Assault
    My sister thought this was the actual phrase into her 20s.
    Suggested by   @bakesandmakes25
  64. Erin Sock-a-bitch
    Suggested by   @micaelastan
  65. Gwen Stabfunny
    Suggested by   @undeadsinatra
  66. Xtina Pull-your-hair-a
    Suggested by   @undeadsinatra
  67. Patty LaBreak
    Suggested by   @Karl_0
  68. Celine Destroy
    Suggested by   @Karl_0
  69. Dione Scarrwick
    Suggested by   @Karl_0
  70. Tappan Zee Gas Pedal
    Suggested by   @pgMullen
  71. Snarly Rae Jepsen
    Suggested by   @kendrawcandraw