WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

I'm a strange bird, I was an even weirder kid.
  1. Santa Claus
    I'm not sure i ever believed that there was a magical guy that brought us each presents, but I wanted so badly for him to be real. What an awesome job that would have been. Traveling across the entire world bring joy in the form of toys to children. Sweet gig.
  2. Track-star
    I thought that it would be so cool to run races and win. I gave up on this goal very early in life. Turns out I can't even run a mile.
  3. Chef
    I wanted to open a restaurant called 'chef laboiteaux's place on the corner' I envisioned people waiting in lines around the block to get my homemade zebra cakes.