REAL-LIFE ADULTHOOD STRESSORS NO ONE WARNS YOU OF

Moving to a different state and starting a new journey has made me realize how ill-prepared I am for ACTUAL THINGS.
  1. Healthcare
    I had to call the federal marketplace today to enroll. It sucked.
  2. Cooking all meals for yourself
    SO MUCH PLANNING AND GROCERIES
  3. And then doing the dishes
  4. Home decor
    We desperately need a coat rack and bookshelf and more picture frames and wall hangings and a shoe rack BUT ALL THOSE THINGS COST MONIES
  5. Home improvement
    We have two screwdrivers and a tack hammer. That is the extent of our handiwork.
  6. Neighbors who AREN'T nonchalant potheads who don't care what you do or how loud you are.
    Self-explanatory