QUEENS RANKED

  1. 1.
    Drag Queens
    The most gifted human beings on our humble Earth. Because of them I understand why straight people like sporting events so much.
  2. 2.
    Queen Elizabeth II
    Liz always seems so mischievous and powerful. She belongs the group of humans who never seem to age along the likes of Michelle Trachtenberg. And she likes corgis.
  3. 3.
    Queen Latifah
    Had such a huge influence on my childhood I can't thank her enough.
  4. 4.
    Dairy Queen
    I'm lactose intolerant and I don't give a shit. I will eat a blizzard ANY DAY ANY TIME. what is the logo though? I will never understand. A pair of lips? A vagina?
  5. 5.
    Queen of the Damned
    Aaliyah. If you need more explanation than that....
  6. 6.
    Queen
    Love them or hate them you know all the words to their songs. Freddie Mercury is HOT.
  7. 7.
    Queens, NY
    I don't know much except I feel like people usually complain about it and that's where Amy Adams lived in Julie & Julia.
  8. 8.
    Scream Queens
    Ryan Murphy. STOP. (I can't lie, I do watch this show.)