Why the Boulevardier is the best cocktail

  1. The Boulevardier:. Campari, sweet vermouth, rye (or bourbon),. Over ice. With a bit of orange peel and a cherry.
    Doesn't it look yummy?
  2. Why it's the best:
  3. Because it does not contain Scotch. (I'm not a fan).
  4. Because it does not contain gin. (I'm really really not a fan).
  5. Because I said so.