The 3 Heinous Things Dudes Wear in the Summer
Men's fashion takes a serious nosedive in the summer. Sadly, men I would consider well-dressed in the winter months end up looking like a frat star or life-long nerd.
- •ShortsThe prime offender. I've never seen a pair of shorts I didn't hate. They make everyone, men and women alike, look like little German boys. To quote Charlie Kelly, "Cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere."
- •Flip FlipsI get that they're comfortable, and it's hot. But no one wants to see your in-pedicured toes. No one.
- •Hawaiian ShirtsAround 3 years ago these became the music festival fashion choice for bros around the globe. I don't care if it's ironic—don't make me feel like I'm at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
- •Honorable Mention: Bucket HatsWhile not the absolute worst, 9 times out of 10 they cover the empty head of a DMB loving d-bag.