The 3 Heinous Things Dudes Wear in the Summer

Men's fashion takes a serious nosedive in the summer. Sadly, men I would consider well-dressed in the winter months end up looking like a frat star or life-long nerd.
  1. 1.
    Shorts
    The prime offender. I've never seen a pair of shorts I didn't hate. They make everyone, men and women alike, look like little German boys. To quote Charlie Kelly, "Cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere."
  2. 2.
    Flip Flips
    I get that they're comfortable, and it's hot. But no one wants to see your in-pedicured toes. No one.
  3. 3.
    Hawaiian Shirts
    Around 3 years ago these became the music festival fashion choice for bros around the globe. I don't care if it's ironic—don't make me feel like I'm at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
  4. 4.
    Honorable Mention: Bucket Hats
    While not the absolute worst, 9 times out of 10 they cover the empty head of a DMB loving d-bag.