A JOURNEY THROUGH MY DECISION NOT TO WASH MY HAIR THIS MORNING

My thought process
  1. UGHHH I need to get up now so I have time to shower
  2. Wait. What if I don't shower...
  3. Yes, this is good. I'll go look in the mirror and see if this is an option.
  4. *looking in the mirror* okay, this is okay - this is totally doable
  5. I'll just get at this part with a little dry shampoo
  6. I'll just pat this down a bit
  7. Okay, this is looking unkempt and cool I think
  8. Maybe it just looks dirty
  9. Whatever. I'll do a bold lip and it will look totally purposeful 👄