ADVICE MY 17 YEAR OLD INTERN GAVE ME ON THE RIDE HOME

My darling sweet brilliant intern doled out this advice from the passenger seat of my car at 10:30pm tonight while I was driving her home after rehearsal.
  1. "You don't want to seem thirsty"
    Solid advice
  2. "When he gets back...show off"
    Also great. (But she couldn't fill in any details on what that might look like in practice.)
  3. "Next time you think someone is going to break up with you just tell them it's over before they finish their sentence"
    Fantastic.
  4. She is perfection