DAILY SHOW CORRESPONDENTS I'D LIKE TO CORRESPOND WITH (SPOILER: IT'S ALL OF THEM)
Past and present. Not ranked because how can you rank a bunch of 10's?
- •Jason Jonesjonesinforjason on Twitter and never has a Twitter handle more accurately described my soul
- •Wyatt CenacIncomparable. I die.
- •John OliverI just want to watch him wear tweed until we die in our sleep within 15 minutes of each other.
- •Jordan KlepperSo my type that it's a little embarrassing.
- •Ronny ChiengDaddy issues? Great. Where do I sign?
- •Roy Wood Jr.Absolutely destroys me. My favorite segments of the last 6 months have almost all been courtesy of this fine sir.
- •Stephen ColbertI could dedicate an entire list to things I love about Stephen Colbert and even then I would have more to say.
- •Trevor NoahThank God he's started opening the show standing up because it significantly increases the chances of me seeing his butt.
- •Aasif MandviI really feel like Aasif would just get me.
- •Al MadrigalSo into his whole vibe. Plus I think my parents would love him.
- •Hasan MinhajMy #1 😍 his jawline should be illegal