DAILY SHOW CORRESPONDENTS I'D LIKE TO CORRESPOND WITH (SPOILER: IT'S ALL OF THEM)

Past and present. Not ranked because how can you rank a bunch of 10's?
  1. Jason Jones
    jonesinforjason on Twitter and never has a Twitter handle more accurately described my soul
  2. Wyatt Cenac
    Incomparable. I die.
  3. John Oliver
    I just want to watch him wear tweed until we die in our sleep within 15 minutes of each other.
  4. Jordan Klepper
    So my type that it's a little embarrassing.
  5. Ronny Chieng
    Daddy issues? Great. Where do I sign?
  6. Roy Wood Jr.
    Absolutely destroys me. My favorite segments of the last 6 months have almost all been courtesy of this fine sir.
  7. Stephen Colbert
    I could dedicate an entire list to things I love about Stephen Colbert and even then I would have more to say.
  8. Trevor Noah
    Thank God he's started opening the show standing up because it significantly increases the chances of me seeing his butt.
  9. Aasif Mandvi
    I really feel like Aasif would just get me.
  10. Al Madrigal
    So into his whole vibe. Plus I think my parents would love him.
  11. Hasan Minhaj
    My #1 😍 his jawline should be illegal