DEAL BREAKERS I LET MY BOYFRIEND GET AWAY WITH BECAUSE HE'S SUPER HOT

  1. He doesn't like chocolate
  2. He thinks cilantro tastes like dirt
    Two strikes: 1) won't eat cilantro, 2) might pass this deformity on to potential children
  3. He leaves seconds on the microwave instead of clearing it to show the time if he takes his food out early
    Despite my repeated attempts to remind him that this is the fucking worst
  4. He brings his stuff to sleep over IN A BOX
    He says my lotion "makes him itchy"
  5. He's an awful texter
    We're talking two hours to reply sometimes. He'd literally rather call me.
  6. He doesn't 💗love💗 Prince George
  7. He doesn't like spicy food
    This list could be entirely food related TBH
  8. He steals the covers
  9. Doesn't understand social media
    Went to Kenya for three months. Posted approximately 3 photos. NO FILTERS NO SELFIES. He's a monster.
  10. He owns this tie