From bottom to top cause I like the reveal at the end (that's what she said). This only includes positions I could think of off the top of my head. There are like a million more but who has the time or the wit to list them all?
  1. Defensive back
    I don't really know what you do TBH
  2. Offensive lineman
    I know your job is important but you get hit a lot and that sounds stressful for me; your significant other.
  3. Running back
    I know you have to be short to be good at your job but it doesn't work for me.
  4. Quarterback
    Everyone thinks you're hot shit and I don't like that about you. But I also recognize your value and biceps.
  5. Wide receiver
    Job requirement: tall & lanky, Sara requirement: tall & lanky 💯🔥
  6. Head coach
    Maturity, prestige, sweater vests. Sign me up.
  7. Tight end
    I think we know what this is about 🍑
  8. Kicker
    Hardly ever tackled, only has to play like 10 minutes per game, tall and lanky. I'm here for you NFL kickers.
  9. Bonus! Justin Tucker, kicker for the Baltimore Ravens and captain of my heart.
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