HERO/VILLAIN COSTUME IDEAS FOR ME AND MY DUDE

Going to a hero villain Halloween party - here are our thoughts
  1. Fox News vs. a dictionary
  2. Millennial vs. a landline
  3. Darcy vs. Whickham (him)
  4. Gangrene vs. amputation (him)
  5. Poll dancers vs. a boring time at a strip club (him)
  6. Poll dancers vs. father figures
  7. The GOP vs. women
  8. The GOP vs. people of color
  9. The GOP vs. poor people
  10. Christian mingle vs. tinder (him)