IS THERE HOPE FOR ANYONE?

  1. So I look like this when I dress up
  2. This.
  3. I'm also adorable grouchy and greasy
  4. I have two degrees
  5. Yes. Two degrees by the time I was 23.
  6. I have a kickass job
    Here I am casually holding a giant check
  7. I do yoga
  8. I drink bourbon
    In the bath
  9. I'm single...
  10. So, is there hope for anyone?
  11. Should I delete this list come morning? MAYBE. But I just went to a fundraiser featuring the vagina monologues and I'm feeling FIERCE AND FEMININE AF.