1. So I look like this when I dress up
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  2. This.
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  3. I'm also adorable grouchy and greasy
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  4. I have two degrees
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  5. Yes. Two degrees by the time I was 23.
  6. I have a kickass job
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    Here I am casually holding a giant check
  7. I do yoga
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  8. I drink bourbon
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    In the bath
  9. I'm single...
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  10. So, is there hope for anyone?
  11. Should I delete this list come morning? MAYBE. But I just went to a fundraiser featuring the vagina monologues and I'm feeling FIERCE AND FEMININE AF.