Some solid options for the man who can do it all
  1. Start an underwear line
  2. Host a late night show
  3. Run for congress
  4. Become younger brother Dave's live-in housekeeper
  5. Invest in a brewery
  6. Patent a new formula for urinal cakes
  7. Model for Warby Parker
  8. Play Michael Jackson in an upcoming biopic
  9. Be a guest editor for Vogue Italia
  10. Open a restaurant in Cleveland
    Flee to the Cleve!
  11. Volunteer at a nudist colony
  12. Become a Nightly Show correspondent
  13. Petition to make leap day an official holiday
  14. Propose to me with no guarantee that I'll accept
  15. Teach high school biology