V bomb massage TBH
- •Okay this bed is warm and I needed that
- •Oh, starting with the face. Bold and I love it.
- •Is she twisting my face into ugly shapes?
- •I wonder who will text me while I'm in here
- •Focus Sara. Live in the moment.
- •Awh! She's keeping one hand on my shoulder while she gets more lotion. Just like a hey I'm still here. I love this woman.
- •I wonder if I can date a massage therapist next?
- •I wonder if I can find a guy who wants to take a couple's massage class but won't expect me to ever actually give him a massage?
- •This brilliant wizard woman keeps wrapping parts of my body in warm towels and I can't get enough of it.
- •LOL that episode of Friends when Monica makes sex noises during her massage.
- •Whoa whoa. On the chest. What if she grazes my nip?
- •Would I mind?
- •Turn over? Already? Okay.
- •Awh, she's holding up the sheet for me to roll over modestly! I need this lady to be my BFF.
- •Should I have shaved my legs?
- •I can't wait to list app all my thoughts during this massage.
- •SARA. Focus on the moment.
- •When can I afford to do this again?