MY BOYFRIEND'S HOBBIES ACCORDING TO THE SHIT IN HIS GARAGE
He has SO MANY INTERESTS
- •BoxingBoxing gloves & a mouth guard
- •DancePhotographic evidence
- •KarateBlack belt. Like, I don't even know this man.
- •Rock climbingCarabiner after carabiner
- •Shell collectingA shit ton of shells
- •Preparing for costume partiesJust a few costume pieces we found: skeleton pants with fish from "Dumb Ways To Die", spanx from dressing up as Malibu Ken, tire armor from his yearly post apocalyptic birthday party, a feather masquerade mask from dressing up as a Heron
- •DrawingGiant painting pad and carrying tote
- •BiologyLots of textbooks...to be fair he's a biologist
- •CampingTents! Sleeping bags! Safety flares!
- •Murder?He has: 2 guns, at least 4 swords, 3 blow dart guns, and approximately 5 spears