PEOPLE ON THE BALLOT RANKED BY HOTNESS

Ranked by hotness ONLY. Don't vote for the Green Party.
  1. 9.
    Donald Trump
    By no stretch of the imagination hot
  2. 8.
    William Weld
    A little droopy 🐶
  3. 7.
    Tim Kaine
    More fuckable but less "hot" than some on this list
  4. 6.
    Mike Pence
    It hurts me but he looks like retired Ralph Lauren model
  5. 5.
    Gary Johnson
    In good shape but kind of a weird face
  6. 4.
    Hillary Clinton
    Love of my life, distinguished as hell
  7. 3.
    Jill Stein
    Still hot
  8. 2.
    Ajamu Baraka
    Look, the bar is pretty low but TBH he's a handsome dude
  9. 1.
    Harrison Ford
    On the ballot if you write him in