POLITICIANS I'D TAP NOW BECAUSE TRUMP HAS MADE THEM LOOK SO GOOD BY COMPARISON

Does this title make sense?
  1. Mitt Romney
    We're all yearning for Mitt at this point, right?
  2. Jeb Bush
    Pity party in his pants. 7pm.
  3. John Kasich
    Nice guy! Narrow minded, elitist, wrong about almost everything. But nice!
  4. John McCain
    He's a war hero okay.
  5. Marco Rubio
    TBH might consider sleeping with him anyway and I'm not proud of that.
  6. and none for Ted Cruz, bye