PROFESSIONAL ATHLETICS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I'D LIKE TO DATE THEIR ATHLETES

Complicated title, important list
  1. 10.
    Wrestling
    I'm not into super bulky dudes. SORRY THE ROCK.
  2. 9.
    Gymnastics
    Great arms, but short. I'm shallow. Deal with it.
  3. 8.
    Bowling
    Cool shirts but I bet bowlers party hard.
  4. 7.
    Curling
    This seems chill, but not very sexy.
  5. 6.
    Soccer
    Between 15 and 18 I only dated guys who played soccer.
  6. 5.
    Football (defense)
    Into it, with some stipulations.
  7. 4.
    Football (offense)
    Okay, I'll bite.
  8. 3.
    Basketball
    I don't watch basketball but I like tall lanky men so okay I'm in.
  9. 2.
    Baseball
    Very interested! Not a contact sport. Great pants. Strong hands.
  10. 1.
    Tennis
    The ideal. My top choice. Best spectator option and good chance of me being seated relatively close to Kate and Wills. And hopefully baby George and Charlotte. This list is mostly about how much I love baby Prince George.