PROFESSIONAL ATHLETICS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I'D LIKE TO DATE THEIR ATHLETES
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- •WrestlingI'm not into super bulky dudes. SORRY THE ROCK.
- •GymnasticsGreat arms, but short. I'm shallow. Deal with it.
- •BowlingCool shirts but I bet bowlers party hard.
- •CurlingThis seems chill, but not very sexy.
- •SoccerBetween 15 and 18 I only dated guys who played soccer.
- •Football (defense)Into it, with some stipulations.
- •Football (offense)Okay, I'll bite.
- •BasketballI don't watch basketball but I like tall lanky men so okay I'm in.
- •BaseballVery interested! Not a contact sport. Great pants. Strong hands.
- •TennisThe ideal. My top choice. Best spectator option and good chance of me being seated relatively close to Kate and Wills. And hopefully baby George and Charlotte. This list is mostly about how much I love baby Prince George.