TAYLOR SWIFT'S BOYS RANKED IN ASCENDING ORDER OF DATABILITY

I have always felt, with a few minor mishaps, that the goddess Taylor and I had very similar taste in dudes. Here's a list to prove it.
  1. 1.
    Harry Styles
    Sorry but I don't get this. The hair the clothes the 'tude. Nope. No thank you.
  2. 2.
    Taylor Lautner
    I was, and will remain until I die, firmly #teamedward
  3. 3.
    Joe Jonas
    Reportedly dumped her via text?! V lame. But seems much more chill now. Plus I was pretty into Kevin Jonas's reality tv show, "Married to Jonas" for awhile and I'm down to be the sister in law to that dope couple.
  4. 4.
    Conor Kennedy
    Don't know much about this...but he's a Kennedy and lanky so, yeah, my interest is piqued. And "Begin Again" (apparently about Conor) references James Taylor and I adore JT.
  5. 5.
    Jake Gyllenhaal
    Dude is smoking and to have Maggie as a sister in law is everything I could ever want.
  6. 6.
    John Mayer
    I really didn't get this until I started following him on Twitter. He seems like a genuinely goofy bro with sex appeal and no one can resist that. I'm here to say I get it Jessica, Jennifer, Taylor, and Katy. He has a way.
  7. 7.
    Calvin Harris
    Scottish accent. Ugly duckling. That underwear ad. 😍🔥💯✨ (eerily resembles the hotter version of a dude I spent years hung up on - no relation I'm sure)