TAYLOR SWIFT'S BOYS RANKED IN ASCENDING ORDER OF DATABILITY
I have always felt, with a few minor mishaps, that the goddess Taylor and I had very similar taste in dudes. Here's a list to prove it.
- 1.Harry StylesSorry but I don't get this. The hair the clothes the 'tude. Nope. No thank you.
- 2.Taylor LautnerI was, and will remain until I die, firmly #teamedward
- 3.Joe JonasReportedly dumped her via text?! V lame. But seems much more chill now. Plus I was pretty into Kevin Jonas's reality tv show, "Married to Jonas" for awhile and I'm down to be the sister in law to that dope couple.
- 4.Conor KennedyDon't know much about this...but he's a Kennedy and lanky so, yeah, my interest is piqued. And "Begin Again" (apparently about Conor) references James Taylor and I adore JT.
- 5.Jake GyllenhaalDude is smoking and to have Maggie as a sister in law is everything I could ever want.
- 6.John MayerI really didn't get this until I started following him on Twitter. He seems like a genuinely goofy bro with sex appeal and no one can resist that. I'm here to say I get it Jessica, Jennifer, Taylor, and Katy. He has a way.
- 7.Calvin HarrisScottish accent. Ugly duckling. That underwear ad. 😍🔥💯✨ (eerily resembles the hotter version of a dude I spent years hung up on - no relation I'm sure)