These are not real things btw
  1. Want to lay down, haven't finished my bourbon
  2. Have an awesome job, have to go to said job everyday
  3. Just had dinner, little bit hungry
  4. Live in Alaska, about to spend $800 on snow tires (real)
  5. In love with Harrison Ford, dude is married
  6. Saturday is Halloween, costume ideas 😕
  7. Craving frozen waffles, no frozen waffles in sight
  8. I'M TIRED