1. This GAP nightgown
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    He's seen it on FaceTime. He doesn't get it.
  2. My essential oil roll-on blend
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    He's not a believer
  3. My high waisted undies
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    In general, men don't understand the need for high waisted cotton panties (disclaimer: mine are more granny than this)
  4. The 8 bralettes I own
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    He doesn't really understand why I need these (but I obviously do)
  5. My heeled sandals
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    I'm bringing my Birkenstocks so he's not sure why I need two pairs?
  6. A travel sized French press
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    My boyfriend doesn't drink coffee because he's a fucking monster