THINGS I'M TAKING ON MY TRIP TO VISIT MY BOYFRIEND THAT HE WON'T UNDERSTAND

  1. This GAP nightgown
    He's seen it on FaceTime. He doesn't get it.
  2. My essential oil roll-on blend
    He's not a believer
  3. My high waisted undies
    In general, men don't understand the need for high waisted cotton panties (disclaimer: mine are more granny than this)
  4. The 8 bralettes I own
    He doesn't really understand why I need these (but I obviously do)
  5. My heeled sandals
    I'm bringing my Birkenstocks so he's not sure why I need two pairs?
  6. A travel sized French press
    My boyfriend doesn't drink coffee because he's a fucking monster