THINGS I'VE SAID THIS WEEK THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY IN MY LIFE

Life is cray. Give me yours.
  1. I can't do Tuesday, I have a board meeting.
  2. Our longevity is evidence of our stability
    Technically written in a grant proposal
  3. I'm going to LA for the weekend
  4. No, I will not be casting a live cat in this show
    Directing a play with a real cat in it? WTF Gore Vidal...?