THINGS MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT STAR WARS

We're watching Episode IV
  1. We begin
    She's excited! She has seen The Force Awakens and a few episodes of Clone Wars.
  2. Why I like the blue one (R2D2) more than the orange one (BB8)
    Cuz R2's the OG!
  3. Who these humans are
    She's much more invested in the droids. Who can blame her?
  4. What Darth Vader is all about
    She's seen him on a t-shirt but she doesn't know who he really is.
  5. How light can cut through things
    She's not buying this lightsaber shit.
  6. What the Empire is so mad about
    She doesn't really get their motivation.
  7. Why it's so long
    She's a little bored....