THINGS THAT WOULD RUIN TRUMP'S CREDIBILITY WITH HIS FOLLOWERS BUT WOULD MAKE ME LIKE HIM MORE

  1. Showing compassion
  2. Playing soccer with kids
  3. A gay sex tape
  4. Being fluent in another language
  5. Acknowledging the good work Obama has done
  6. Admitting his faults
  7. Treating women like actual people
  8. Shaving his head
  9. Withdrawing from the presidential race and endorsing Hillary