THOUGHTS ON MY FIRST FEATURED LIST

  1. OMG FEATURED
  2. Why did I write virgin like that?
    Who do I think I am?
  3. Everyone loves me and my life has meaning
  4. Solid emoji use in the title
    Well done, self.
  5. Wait...why this list?
    This list isn't even funny? Like its vulnerable and personal.
  6. Shit. Everyone knows my soul.
    I'm being vulnerable on the Internet. Shouldn't I know better than this?
  7. Oh! Everyone is so nice!
    So many beautiful kind comments! So many "yes, me too" moments. Wow we are all one.
  8. BJ NOVAK LIKED MY LIST ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN
    This is the best/worst moment of my online life.
  9. I should have given this list more thought.
    Who knew it would blow up like it did?
  10. What if I change my mind?
    Oh man. Am I locked into this now?
  11. Everyone loves me
    I've made it.
  12. My youth pastor would be so effing proud of me
    Sorry couldn't say the real f 💣 because 💒