TIMES I MAKE SEX NOISES

I think? Don't know for sure cause I don't do the sex!
  1. When I turn off the light and cuddle into my sheets before sleep
  2. When I try on a perfect pair of jeans
  3. When the yoga teacher says "final savasana"
  4. When I succumb to just one more episode before bed
  5. When I have the first bite of pasta
  6. When I'm directing and my actors suddenly get it and are perfect
  7. When I get some
    To quote Jane the Virgin - I'm a virgin, not a saint