Things I say to my dog like she can understand me.
- •What do you want?She growls at me constantly wanting something.
- •Oh shit, did I feed you this morning?!I really am a good doggie mommy, I swear. Mornings aren't my strength.
- •Come on, let's order some stuff on Amazon.Daily...
- •Did you potty?It's obvious she did, she freaks out like she just won a gold medal but I still ask, every time.
- •No ma'am! You are not allowed upstairs by yourself!She cannot be trusted alone. She's sneaky and smart, I am so proud.
- •Get a toy! Let's play!I am apparently extremely boring as a play mate.
- •Girl, you are looking gooood today!I say this every morning to her when we wake up. She is not lacking in self esteem because of it.