Cast List of My High School Sitcom

idea stolen from @Jodiehoklas! || genuinely, my high school is weird. like, really weird. i know that everyone's high school is weird but I go to Birmingham's impersonation of Chilton (from Gilmore Girls) and the people are INSANE. so this would probably actually be an hour long drama on Monday nights on Showtime. Maybe Amazon will pick it up.
  1. Emily Robinson as me(!)
    (we have very similar birthdays i'm shook!!)
  2. Hailee Steinfeld as my friend Emma
  3. Kiernan Shipka as my friend Natalie
  4. Leighton Meester as my sister Rachel
    she would guest star in like one episode i guess but the fit is too good for me not to include
  5. Freddie Highmore as my friend Justin
  6. Kodi Smit-McPhee as my friend Jack
  7. Chloë Sevigny as my very cool, very casual Bio teacher Kelly
  8. Jim Parsons as my very energetic Precal/Geometry teacher Steven
  9. Judith Light as our "Coordinator" (She was our principal let's be real), Dr. M
  10. Zooey Deschanel as my quirky, zany English teacher Gaines
  11. Bryan Cranston as my weird, funny, jerk, sweetheart of a History teacher Jeff
  12. Bill Nighy as my INSANE, thinks-he was-once-drugged-by-the-KGB, politically incorrect, liberal philosophy/theory of knowledge teacher Martin
  13. Ralph Fiennes as my creepy, self-obsessed, polar Bio year two teacher Ryan
  14. Bill Murray as my sweet, kind, but very... forgetful Math Studies/Algebra II teacher Mr. G