I'm the worst at interpersonal communication but do you know who isn't? Phil Collins.
  1. This is the world we live in, and these are the hands we're given. ("Land of Confusion," Genesis)
    typically said sarcastically, when I or someone I know makes a big deal about something that's petty.
  2. Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. ("At The Zoo," Simon & Garfunkel)
    usually when someone's talking about somebody acting like a lunatic. also when people mention a zoo AT ALL.
  3. Before this river becomes an ocean... ("Faith," George Michael)
    is this an idiom normal people use? doesn't matter.
  4. A-yo, a-yo! ("A-YO," Lady Gaga)
    this is just my go to interjection.
  5. "There's a blank space right there, where you'll write you're name."
    Paraphrased for when my students haven't written their name even though it's January and they've been in school for 5 1/2 years.
    Suggested by @kate81
  6. "Hello, it's me!"
    Yes I still do this!
    Suggested by @kate81