THINGS I'VE TRIED ONCE THAT I'LL NEVER TRY AGAIN 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻
- •Cycling classI think that's what ODing on cocaine feels like
- •Earthpaste toothpasteWorks about as well as "crystal deodorant" (but I have to finish the tube because for some reason I can waste money on so much useless nonsense but will never throw away toothpaste that hasn't been origamied dry.)
- •EDM partyRap or Pop any day of the week instead please. ( but actually I might... This girl likes to dance)
- •Jumping from a high diving boardPerhaps my scariest childhood memory. At least it taught me that I will never skydive.
- •Any interactive horror related excursionEx. Knotts Scary Farm......The one time I went to something like that I felt like I was going to throw up from fear and I just keep laughing to convince the Monsters I was having too much fun to be prey. But they still sensed my fear and attacked me.
- •Cutting my hair super shortNEVER AGAIN!