I am an enigma, wrapped in bacon with a g&t chaser
- •Eating copious amounts of foodI'm like a competitive eater in training but I will not dunk my food in water to choke it down
- •I like to get my drink on and then leave a trail on Twitter so I can berate myself in the morning
- •I like to startle people with my crude mouth and then say, "what?"
- •I like to hide from my kids when they call for me (especially when I'm in the next room)
- •Jack in the Box late night Munchie MealsI know it's super stoner food, but it's so budget friendly! Plus they mix curly and straight fries...2 tacos (awful tasting but addictive, drink and a sandwich damnation that makes me hungry Hulk!
- •Watching Intervention while having a coxktail
- •Eating chips and (fill in the blank) while watching Top ChefOh I put on some airs when Top Chef is on, but foam and coffee grounds? Bad, bad! (you are going to make Padma spit into a napkin!)
- •Smelling dog pawsThe smell of the dirt and dog foot gaminess reminds me of the summer I spent amongst nature. I'm totally lying, I just like that smell.