5 POUNDS OF CANDY

This recent wave is too real.
  1. We went to the University of Iowa Homecoming parade this weekend.
  2. 2 kids with bags. 5 POUNDS OF CANDY.
    I weighed it.
  3. What I've eaten so far:
  4. Smarties
    So many Smarties
  5. Swedish Fish
  6. Fun-Size Snickers
  7. Mini Twix
  8. Kit Kat
  9. Reese's Pieces
  10. Starburst
  11. This is a dangerous situation, my friends.
  12. HALP