I'll be so sad when my kids get embarrassed by this and ask me to stop. They'll be so sad when I won't.
  1. What Have You Done for Me Lately?--Janet
    "Soap opera says you've got One Life to Live. Who's right? Who's wrong?" (THE. BEST.)
  2. I Can Dream About You--Dan Hartman
    "Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet."
  3. You May Be Right--Billy Joel
    "Remember how I found you there, alone in your electric chair. I told you dirty jokes until you smiled." (Say what you will about Billy, but that's a great effing line)
  4. Something About You--Level 42
    "Is it so wrong, to be human after all?" (I actually know very few words to this song, so there was a lot of humming along.)