"A CHRISTMAS STORY" A TO Z

In anticipation of watching on 12/24 🎅🏻🎄😊
  1. A+++++++++++
  2. Bumpus hounds
    "Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!"
  3. Clinker
    "IIIIITTT'S AAA CLINKERRRR!"
  4. Deranged Easter Bunny
    "He looks like a pink nightmare."
  5. Electrical outlet
  6. "Fra-gee-lay"
    "Must be Italian."
  7. Goggles
    "I like the Tin Man."
  8. Higbee's
  9. Icicle
    "Those icicles have been known to kill people!"
  10. Jingle Bells
    "OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH! {Phthbbbbt!}"
  11. "(You'll shoot your eye out,) Kid."
  12. Lifebuoy Soap
    "It was...it was...soap poisoning!"
  13. Major Award
    "It reminds me of the 4th of July!"
  14. "Naddafinga!"
  15. Ovaltine
    "Son of a bitch."
  16. Piggy
    "Randy, how does the little piggy go?"
  17. "Queen mother of dirty words"
    "Ohhh...Fffffudge. Only I didn't say "fudge"."
  18. Red Ryder
  19. Slide
    "A football?! What was I doing?! Wake up, stupid! Wake up!"
  20. Triple Dog Dare
    "Has anyone seen Flick?"
  21. "Uncle!"
  22. Victor
    The Lone Ranger's nephew's horse--"Everybody knows that!"
  23. Wool snowsuit
    "He looked like a tick about to pop."
  24. X X
  25. Yellow eyes
    "Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!"
  26. Zeppelin
    "Whoopie!"