If you can find an appropriate context, these are some doozies (and I applaud you). πŸŽ„πŸ–•πŸ»πŸŽ„πŸ–•πŸΌπŸŽ„πŸ–•πŸ½πŸŽ„πŸ–•πŸΎπŸŽ„πŸ–•πŸΏπŸŽ„
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    You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
  2. β€’
    I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
  3. β€’
    You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
    Given he choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!
  4. β€’
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
    Your soul is full of gunk.
  5. β€’
    The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
  6. β€’
    You're the king of sinful sots.
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    Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
  8. β€’
    Your soul is an appalling dung heap...
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable.
  9. β€’
    You nauseate me...with a nauseous super naus.
    (My personal favorite)
  10. β€’
    You're a crooked, jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.
    (Second favorite)
  11. β€’
    You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...
    With arsenic sauce!