BEST INSULTS FROM "YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH" FOR EVERYDAY USE
If you can find an appropriate context, these are some doozies (and I applaud you). 🎄🖕🏻🎄🖕🏼🎄🖕🏽🎄🖕🏾🎄🖕🏿🎄
- •You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
- •I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
- •You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.Given he choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!
- •Your heart is full of unwashed socks.Your soul is full of gunk.
- •The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
- •You're the king of sinful sots.
- •Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots.
- •Your soul is an appalling dung heap...Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable.
- •You nauseate me...with a nauseous super naus.(My personal favorite)
- •You're a crooked, jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss.(Second favorite)
- •You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...With arsenic sauce!