CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING

  1. You might have already read @jaidub 's list: Conscious Uncoupling. I encouraged her to post first because I am a generous and considerate partner.
  2. I just wanted to take an opportunity to say a few things to honor the bond Jessica and I shared through The List App.
  3. First and foremost, I am grateful we never merged our Neko Atsume yards so custody will not be an issue.
    I will continue to love her cats as my own, of course (except Tubbs).
  4. I know that I may not be as welcome adding suggestions or commenting on Seinfeld lists anymore.
    I understand that things can get awkward with mutual friends. I get it.
  5. I have chosen not to write about my craft store preferences on TLA and I'm frankly disappointed in Jessica for sharing this with all of you.
    Where my embroidery floss comes from is nobody's business but my own.
  6. Given that, it only seems appropriate to tell you that, despite her protestations, she is @ChrisK and, of course, @ListPrompts.
    Have you ever seen them in the same place?
  7. Still...
  8. We'll always have gingham.
  9. We'll always have You've Got Mail.
  10. We'll always have Moss.