FIVE TIMES 2015 MADE ME WANT TO HIGH FIVE SOMEONE IN THE FACE

So many big picture things worthy of face high fives this year, but in my own life, I had no major beefs with 2015. A few minor ones... 🙌🏾đŸ˜Ļ🙌đŸŋ😤🙌đŸŧ😧🙌đŸŊ☚ī¸đŸ™ŒđŸģ
  1. 1.
    RECIPIENT: Robert Durst
    REASON: Beverley Hills
  2. 2.
    RECIPIENT: Art Peck, CEO of Gap, Inc.
    REASON: The Gap at my mall is closing. When does a Gap close?! I found my ideal jean style/size/fit there this year, so this feels kind of personal. Mr. Peck probably didn't make this decision himself, but he has to take one for the team.
  3. 3.
    RECIPIENTS: Myriad I-80 drivers who don't use the left lane for passing
    REASON: Disregard for the fragile community of highway drivers tenuously maintained by a few basic rules of the road. I won't tailgate you (much) but will give major side eye as I roll by, Captain Oblivious.
  4. 4.
    RECIPIENT: Head HyVee Store Designer
    REASON: New HyVee (grocery store) closer to my house than my regular HyVee = great! New HyVee with a completely different layout than my old reliable HyVee = 😭
  5. 5.
    RECIPIENT: @tombatten
    REASON: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! Why did I tap on your tap-baity list, Tom?! I'm angry at myself, but more angry at you. I'll try to enjoy Star Wars, anyway 😑 ☮