GROSS THINGS AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CARNIVAL

We have spirit, yes we do!
  1. The bouncy house after 3 hours of sweaty jumping kids
  2. Melted Sno Cones abandoned on tables
  3. Wak-A-Rat
  4. The crumpled up prize tickets a kid pulled out of his shoe
  5. Non-gross pearl of wisdom from my third grader: "The problem with face painting is that its beauty is short-lived."