Inspired by @biz and @rellimt
  1. Take a scoop of 15-year-old Claire Danes as Angela Chase...
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    My real and truest celebrity doppelgänger
  2. Add a dash of Donna from Halt & Catch Fire...
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  3. A sprinkling of every woman you've ever seen singing along to grocery store music...
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  4. And a pinch of any Kristen Wiig SNL character with no chill.
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  5. Combine in a large Le Creuset. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat so that it overflows and you curse a little.
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    Et voila! 😘