I GAVE JASON SEGEL A GREETING CARD

  1. And he loved it.
  2. He said...
    "Usually I would think just giving someone a card is really lame, but this one was, like, so perfect for me."
  3. And he gave me a big hug.
    And sort of spun me around, which he can easily do because he's so tall.
  4. Which made me feel a little uneasy because I'm married.
  5. But maybe in this moment I wasn't actually married?
  6. Or maybe I was actually married to Jason Segel?
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  10. I just tricked you into reading a list about a dream I had last night.
    I hope you weren't too bored.